turtle palooza
it’s strictly for creations, not for ranting or talking or putting pictures of Mango up
one picture a day, because otherwise it wouldn’t work with the layout :(
classes
it feels like we never left. Everything feels routine again, even getting up and biking to school doesn’t feel like the drag I thought it would be. Summer vacation came and left like the wind, leaving no traces behind except the vague chances in the enviroment
I’m still half asleep in math class (soon to be full asleep), I don’t pay attention in history and I’m still trying to attempt passing Spanish with guesswork.
but now I get to try something I’ve never learned “professionally;” ceramics. I’m switching out of my Art 1 class (honestly, we’re being taught how to shade and colour different textures. I can do that. It’s like instinct for me, why am I wasting a whole year of electives on that? I wanna MOLD something), but the school doesn’t know about it. My schedule says I have period 2 study hall and period 12 art 1, but I’m going to be in the ceramics room, dirtying up my hands period 2 and doing my homework, stealing some art supplies (I still have the pretty colour crayon I took from the art room last year) and continuing my half started project. Can I still put that I took ceramics for college? As far as the school knows, I’ve never taken it.
I need a break.
*0* EVAN YO YOU ARE A BEASTLY CUTIE. TOO BAD YOU’RE KINDA OLD NOW.
if you were still 19 like when you first released your first album that’d be PERFECT but you’re not. sadly.
REASONS WHY EVAN YO IS AMAZING:
1. can sing amazingly
2. can play piano (amazingly)
3. can play violin (amazingly)
4. can play (Chinese) flute (amazingly)
5. can play guitar (amazingly)
6. writes his own lyrics (FINALLY artists that still do that and can EXECUTE IT)
7. adorable both physically and personality-wise
8. is learning to dance so he can be musically well rounded AWWWW
9. enjoys performing because he likes PLAYING music, not for money
10. OVERALL AMAZING.
just amazing.
his will be the second concert I shall partake in.
YEAH DID I FORGET TO MENTION THAT HE DID NOT REHEARSE THAT SONG. He played everything from listening to the song (so like guessing keys or something? That’s beast. or he looked at the asodihbrainfartcanyousmellit? score or whatever and just remembered it or something?) AMAZING GO IMPROVISATION you can also see how he’s like “uhh… what goes after this again?” and REMEMBERS. yes.
How To Install LOVE
- How to Install LOVE
- Tech Support: Hello … how can I help you?
- Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?
- Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
- Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What do I do first?
- Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
- Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
- Tech Support: What programs are running ?
- Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.
- Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?
- Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
- Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.
- Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
- Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
- Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, “Error - Program not run on external components.” What should I do?
- Tech Support: Don’t worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
- Customer: So, what should I do?
- Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
- Customer: Okay, done.
- Tech Support: Now, copy them to the “My Heart” directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
- Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
- Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
- Customer: Thank you
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